What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

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What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why is the brain always anxious?

It's part of the nervous system.

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.