Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

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What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth