Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

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What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.