What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

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Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

cos sin

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Why are anorexic people cannibals?

Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths.