Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away