Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

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What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.