Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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What did the pirate say?

ayy ayy cap'n

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

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Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

ctrl+v.

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Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama