Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

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What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane?

A pilot you racist freaks!

What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.