Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista