What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

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How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

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What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.