Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo