How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

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Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.