Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

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How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

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Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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Why did the viper viper nose ?

Because the adder adder hankerchief !

What snakes are good at sums ?

Adders !