Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

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Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

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Why did the viper viper nose ?

Because the adder adder hankerchief !

Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ?

Adder you get in here