Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

Multiply Jokes More Multiply Jokes

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

Adder Jokes More Adder Jokes

Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ?

Adder you get in here

What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.