What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude