Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

What do polar bears have for lunch ?

Ice burger !

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When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

Ark Jokes More Ark Jokes

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.