Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What do you call an insect with magical powers?

A spelling bee.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What's a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a cordinate transform.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Ark Jokes More Ark Jokes

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.