He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.
Nah I'ma stay"
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.
Two, two... One, two.
Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
This joke...
Because he was screwing around.
