Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

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None, they prefer Natural Light

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Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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Loose stools

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Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.