Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction