What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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What's better than a joke on /r/Jokes?

The inevitable comment from

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

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Why is Helium so trustworthy?

Because HE's noble.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)