Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party?

Hydrogen mide.

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!