Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

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Where does a russian bird sleep?

IN A COMMU-NEST

What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet

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Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"