What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

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What can save a dying blonde?

A: Hair transplants.

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

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What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.