What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

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Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

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What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

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What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.