Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

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What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.