What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

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Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

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How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

What does the sun skate on?

Solarblades

Fig Jokes More Fig Jokes

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating