What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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What does the sun skate on?

Solarblades

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

Fig Jokes More Fig Jokes

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.