Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

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Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.