Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

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Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

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The one with the most branches!

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one