Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

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Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

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Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.