Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

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How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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Promoted.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired