Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

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What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

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What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

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Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.