What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

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Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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What do you call a masculine Arab?

Protein Sheikh

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.