What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

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Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's?

Sheik Shake

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humpfree! :P

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.