Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

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Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

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What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What do you call a dinosaur having brunch?

Tea-Rex

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Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.