Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!