What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

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Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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What do you call an Irish thief?

Nick McGuinness.

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture