Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

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What's the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam?

Look! No hands!

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

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What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates