What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

Previous Random Joke Next

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

Zimbabwe Jokes More Zimbabwe Jokes

What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe?

A yeast infection!

What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!