Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college?

Because he didn't understand psychics.

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

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Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball