What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!