Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

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Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im