Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes