Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

M Jokes More M Jokes

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

What do Limas Sweed and Bruce Jenner have in common?

Neither can keep track of their balls