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He forgot to cover his tracks! im
The track is alright."
He was afraid to go down the tracks.
Pair-a-normal investigators.
They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them
On dos axes
The tracks were unfinished.
Skip to the next track
The Andouille Decimal System
Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.
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Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"
Jingle Fett
An Appaloosa!
He threw them off their tracks.
Forty feet of track - all straight!
I replied "It's hard to keep track."
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
A pedometer
It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.
Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
It's hard to keep track.
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
Neither can keep track of their balls
All seven or eight of them.
Covers tracks
Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)
The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...
The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.
A: uh, me so sorry.
I want to know her secret
The fact that red guards can swim.
A Nordic Track.
Because there's no karma involved.
Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers
They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.
A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball
One of them is a bunch of cunning runts
Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
Half a cat.
A bunch of moooovers.
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.