Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

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What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.