What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

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What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.