What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.