Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.