Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

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Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

half a sack