What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

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Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller?

You tell her to read a basketball.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.