Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

Previous Random Joke Next

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."