Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

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What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

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Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.