Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

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When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup