What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

10 Year Old Jokes More 10 Year Old Jokes

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.