What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

10 Year Old Jokes More 10 Year Old Jokes

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.