Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out