Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!