To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.
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Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.
To render the other side.
To get some quack
A: To get to the second hand shop.
Because it was too chicken!
Jesus died on the cross
You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.
A Yambourghini!
Pink eye
A marine biologist.
To switch sides
It got stuck in a crack.
I don't know nobody has ever made it across.
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
To get to the front page
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
A hot diggity dog.
It would be a fowl proceeding.
If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"
Xavier
A screensaver.
He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
Elephino
To get to the shell station.
To get to the other slide.
He had no guts!
I don't know but it's not rhelephant.
Chuz
Pregnant
It was from all the cross-training...
Sir" from a distance.
The chicken crossed it.
Because he could.
To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.
They wanted to go to the mooo....vies
he forgot the safe word
Jesus. He went for the cross
To buy another pair of AirPods.
It didn't hit the car's windshield.
to the other side.
Executed.
To get to the second-hand shop.
A wooly jumper!
Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.
Spastics!
To get to the bigger crowd
MOOOOOO!!!!
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Hit.
To get to the other side.
I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.
To get to the school yard.
Because he had the right of way.
There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.
Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
It saw a pikachu across the street.
Because curiousity was on the other side
So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.
We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.
Because it was cooler on the other side.
Because he wanted to play chicken.
Quackamole
Burning
hit by a car.
Cross country
To get to 10.
Buy the DLC to find out
TheDonald
Mohammed Dali
To get to the Otherside.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
In a KFC bucket.
to go to a better place.
Cause he's a dog.
a porcupine
To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.
An argument
A: To get to the other Ride
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
On a Gir-raft.
Because he crossed the line
A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.
A cross-threader
Johnny Braavos
To say "hello from the otter side"
A Dairy Queen
A gingerbreadmon.
Beets me.
A dill doe.
To get to the Otherside!
To get to the dark side.
because it did.
To get to the other slide!
To get to the other genocide.
Hello from the other side...
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
To say hello from the other side.
Because two wongs don't make a white!
Asians don't have the "cauc".
Robbin Hood
That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...
Cows are real.
Bricks get laid.
A: They want to make ends meet.
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
A Jiraffa.
The reindeer
A headache.
Because they can't even
They say "We were waiting for the children to die."
Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
