When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

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What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

Black Cat Jokes More Black Cat Jokes

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !