Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

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Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.