Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!