What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

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What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.