What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

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What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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What do you call a black person with a PHD?

A Doctor you racist!

What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four

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What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.