What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

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How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

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What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.