What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

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What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

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What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.