Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

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What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.