What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

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Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.