What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

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What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!"

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Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.