Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"