Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
They just pray the gray away
One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P
When it fails
An argument
alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
Fool proof!
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"