Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

What do you call a failing brand?

Calvin DeKlein.

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How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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Where do computer scientists go to have a drink?

To the foobar.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.